Напишите пожалуйста о том как 2 студента рассказывают про особые события на англ. языке.

-Hi John
-Hi Dick
-What are you doing?
-Oh, I'm reading about special events in our city
-And what are they, is something happening right now?
- Oh yeah, today your girlfriend suck my cock
-And what about tomorrow?
-Same thing
-Can I join?
-I'm afraid not
-Okay, bye
-Bye