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Dear residents of our city, I present to your attention the cinema "пишешь какой". This cinema is multifunctional because if you want to drink in time, then pressing the button you will instantly bring to drink and so on. Also in this cinema was visited by johnny Depp. And of course all the exciting question is the price, for example if you come here for the first time it will be free, and next time only 300 rubles. Come to us you will not regret!!!
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