Alice: What a beautiful belt you’ve got!
Humpty Dumpty: It’s a cravat, child, and a beautiful one, as you say. It’s a present from the White King and Queen! There now!
Alice: Is it really?
Hupty Dumpty: They gave it to me, for an unbirthday present!
Alce: I beg your pardon?
Humpty Dumpty: I’m not offended.
Alice: I mean, what is an unbirthday present?
Humpty Dumpty: A present people give you when it isn’t your birthday, of course!
Alice: I like birthday presents best.
Humpty Dumpty: You don’t know what you are talking about! How many days are there in a year?
Alice: Three hundred and sixty-five.
Humpty Dumpty: And how many birthdays have you?
Alice: One.
Humpty Dumpty: I’d rather see that on paper.
Alice: (writing on a piece of paper) 365 - 1 = 364
Humpty Dumpty: Then that shows that there are three hundred and sixty four days when you might get unbirthday presents...
Alice: Certainly... помогите как читается текст по русски срочно!!