Нужна смешная история на английском или просто расскажите!!!Я ничего из жизни не помню!!!Срочно!!

A man wrote a story and sent it to the publishing house. In his letter to the editor he wrote, "I hope you will publish my story but, please, put in the marks of punctuation by yourself.”
The editor wrote back, "Please, sir, next time send me the marks of punctuation; as for the story, I’ll write it myself.”